in Monterey:
SG: Dude! Look! It's a Chuck Norris Pez dispenser
Me: Naw, I think it's Star Wars (not because I could really tell, but because I read the "Star Wars Pez" sign).
Both of us: Looking at Pez with red hair and beard.
SG: I think it's Ian McGregor.
Me: Yeah. If it was Chuck Norris, you wouldn't eat from it, it would eat YOU.
lol! That it would
Dude. You so know the heart of the beloved Chuck.