Sophie was feeling extra creative when we played our funny name-calling game today. Here are some of the funnier ones:
- grasshopper butt
- peanut water
- monkey marble sandwich
- egg jump house
- basket tongue
- closet butt toy (can't wait for the google search hits on that one)
- smelly chicken underwear
- horse butt wipe
- cheese booger butt head
And, my favorite,
- pig jelly soap breath
(These are pretty much just funny to me, I think, but I do need a good place to store them.)
Oh please, keep 'em comming! I've been dying to call my husband "cow nursie chicken teeth". I keep forgeting and falling back on the old funny yet elegantly simple "butt-pie" (stolen from a Nanny 9-11 episode)
I was kind of leaning towards the smelly chicken underwear.