I'm walking past the fountain by the grocery store (on my way home from depositing John's paycheck and getting my six pack for the weekend) and there are three skater/stoner/surfer kind of guys hanging out.
Guy one: Dude, dude. Dude, I'm taking off now.
Guy two: Kay.
Guy one: Yeah. Dude, I'm gonna go read a book for awhile.
Me: cracking up and glad to hear it
If he reads, how come he doesn't know any words besides "dude"? LOL!